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Hetalia Resources Dump

So I’ve had the resource thing for a long time, and I’ve just realize that most people probably aren’t aware, so I am going to post it now. I am such a knob.

Fanfictions:

OCs:

im tired./use google too

You know, your creavitity is your best resource.

Although I have left name lists there, I do not think you would need to change a name if, for example, if the name was very rare or did not occur in era x.

I want you guys to know I still really love you and miss you.

I have also come to the realization that no one is going to love me for posting random pictures of Hitler (happened in rl too, not pictures though).

Also, I have a new [literature/writing oriented) blog (html is messed up, ignore hitler posts. I was only young, and lost) which I will post resources on, soon enough.

Anyway, if you know any good resources, you can tell me so we can add it onto this list!

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Anonymous asked: i was going to be very sad about the usuk drama but when i clicked on it i love you

Thanks :)

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niiren asked: That KBSM fanfiction seemed as though it was in a completely different language the entire time and I highly doubt most of it was correct.

True, that is interesting.

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buttontoast asked: fuckyeahawesomehetaliafans. Will you become affiliates with us?

Yeah, sure: if you don’t mind affiliating with a sleepy blog ;).

(Sorry for late reply: haven’t been online for a year)

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Fact 2#: Little Hitler’s Favourite Sport

maladyofparody:

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As a child in Leonding, Adolf’s favourite sport was shooting rats in the neighbouring cemetery with a handgun. He also liked to ‘play war’ or ‘Red Indians’… he was always the leader, and if his friends got bored, he’d just play again with younger kids.Then came ‘Boers vs England’ which was a fascinating new game for Austrian kids like Adolf, except that everyone wanted to be a Boer and no one wanted to be English…

The Boers were quite popular in Austria: poor farmers fighting against ‘evil Englishmen’. Money was donated for their cause, and paraphernalia such as Boer herring and hats, became popular.

(Source: ironictower)

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spanish and italian:
So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french:
haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german:
LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english:
*shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic:
the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
Polish:
here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese:
subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh:
sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese:
there is no tense change for verbs you never have to conjugate anything and gender is irrelevant with words so don't worry about any of that but GOOD LUCK WITH THE TONES
How I love Chinese. No grammar. The tones aren't even that bad [get the wrong you sound like a random white person just reading out the letters(btw that's also how Chinese read English, but they say it like two letters at a time or shit.) Also, apparently 'is' does not exist in Vietnamnese]- IT'S THE CHARACTERS 您不知道多么难。《- 其实这些一点也不难! 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!

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