MoarUnfunnyHetalia

All the kawaiis

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spanish and italian:
So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french:
haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german:
LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english:
*shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic:
the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
Polish:
here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese:
subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh:
sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese:
there is no tense change for verbs you never have to conjugate anything and gender is irrelevant with words so don't worry about any of that but GOOD LUCK WITH THE TONES
How I love Chinese. No grammar. The tones aren't even that bad [get the wrong you sound like a random white person just reading out the letters(btw that's also how Chinese read English, but they say it like two letters at a time or shit.) Also, apparently 'is' does not exist in Vietnamnese]- IT'S THE CHARACTERS 您不知道多么难。《- 其实这些一点也不难! 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!

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Sorry

Sorry for my lack of activity. I was actually really excited and hyped up about reviewing chapter 37, but eventually it faded and my personal life became  extremely busy and somewhat melodramatic (remember, not every one gets a guy as easily as dear Jessica) (although I was also being lazy and unmotivated, again).


I won’t be on Tumblr for very long, I will disappear/become inactive for a long period again. I apologize, it’s sad because I now have more followers than I have ever had (from not posting, I lose followers from posting). But I’ve met some great people with great blogs, I will give you some cool reviewers and fandom blogs before I leave. I am disappointed that I didn’t make more funny edits, you can request some if you want.

Although, ironically, on display within this blog is my own spurts of weebishness, you may not realize or want to admit it, but it’s true.

Anyway I’ll post some things later, like resources.

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weeaboo-mathematics:

hetaliacomments:

so i went on Deviantart to check my notifications…. they said “It’s Hitler and America lolol done in 3rd period class!!!!!” then a big HURRRDURRRRR face. wtf.

WRONG FLAG m8
this rustles my jimmies every single time

Also, I believe that America’s flag does not have yellow stars, as well as the current German flag not being in use during Hitler’s reign.

weeaboo-mathematics:

hetaliacomments:

so i went on Deviantart to check my notifications…. they said “It’s Hitler and America lolol done in 3rd period class!!!!!” then a big HURRRDURRRRR face. wtf.

WRONG FLAG m8

this rustles my jimmies every single time

Also, I believe that America’s flag does not have yellow stars, as well as the current German flag not being in use during Hitler’s reign.

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KBSM 36: Ye shou’ wa’ch wher’ ye goin’, lassie

Sorry for not reviewing, a weird mixture between laziness and yesterday’s… erm, explosion of wrath and rational hatred of an irrational hatred. So much work to do. But then… think about all those zombie kids in China. 

(but you guys should be thankful I didn’t review yesterday, or it’d be like all paranoid and/or emo)

|~November 21th, 2011~|

"Bring Me to Life? Really?" You questioned as you held your nose. It was nosebleed time. 

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HOW IS THAT A ‘NOSEBLEED’ SONG? It’s quite emotional… and not sexual. I don’t even-

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KBSM: 35 For Crying Out Loud

Sorry for not updating. Unlike Jessica I am so introverted I can’t even bring myself to say something I know the guy I like may have interest in when we are pretty much alone together. The fact he is introverted and will only hang out with boys doesn’t help either. But anyway, sorry for not updating. I moved classes and got lazy.

(1st day with North Korea, Taiwan, Vietnam, Thailand, and Beijing November 21th, 2011; Asian Sparkle Party)

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"North Korea

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From now on I will use smaller gifs, to hono(u)r Kim Jung Il’s penis size.

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Anonymous asked: BUT JESSICA YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T FORGET MY COUNTRY. I CAN'T BELIEVE CANADA CRIED OVER YOU THREE TIMES. Yeah, more like three times too many. I almost screamed in joy when he gave her the cold shoulder but then I realized that was too good to be true. And excuse us, but we do not cry to the French in angst. We have allied far more frequently with Britain and hold closest political and economical ties with America, as much as we loath to admit.

Aww, it’s okay; it’s only a fanfiction ;)! I was glad too when he finally acted against her.

Of course you Canadians do not cry to the French! That is absurd! Except for the fact that France owned a part of Canada for a very short period in history and that Quebec speaks French, there is not very much of a connection. Justin Bieber.

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Anonymous asked: affiliate with whatthetorchicshetalia?

Why not? Sure thing!

I would put a gif here but I’m rendering something so my computer is being really laggy.

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Anonymous asked: personally I think Append!Miku sounds better and less obnoxious than Miku, Gumi has a prettier voice and sounds less screechy.

Probably since it is newer, I don’t know a lot about vocaloid but thanks for the info.